Spider Pig

6.29.2007 — 1 Comment

movie.jpgAbsolutely worth the crazy $7.50 ticket price!

Saw this with 6 of my closest friends and we all cheered nearly the entire way through! We loved sitting on the back row of the theater to take this one in.

I’ll admit that the action-intensity DID dwindle about 3/4 of the way into the movie and never really topped a certain cop-car vs. helicopter scene, BUT – the entire movie reeked of action-goodness with some over-the-top sequences and what-not.

The “yippe-ki-yay” moment was a real “heart stopper”.

All of that said, this is NOT a family movie! Even with a PG-13 rating, the film misused EVERY possible name of the LORD. Definitely violent.

Grab a few buddies, sit in the back row of the theater and enjoy Die Hard 4.0 for exactly what it is – a testosterone boost.

Oh, and another thing – Bruce and Justin were a bit odd working side-by-side, but the script was perfect for both of them!

Dearest Comcast –
Please disregard my previous letter, unless you happened to have read it and after reading it decided to turn things back on for us.

Thanks for the cable and Internet that “magically” work again.

Sincerely yours,

Stevan Sheets

Dear Comcast Cable & High-Speed Internet Provider,

Thanks for being so prompt in shutting my service off. When I called you and let you know that I would be moving out of the state on Saturday, little did I know that you’d send a guy out within 24-hours to turn off my cable television (which my daughter loves, mind you) and my cable Internet (which makes the world go ’round, mind you).

Please be advised that I nearly let the air out of the tires of the truck that was sitting in my driveway during the “uninstall”, but I’ve got morals that kept me from doing such a thing.

Thanks for 5-years of uninterrupted service (and free Food Network for my wife!), but no-thanks for the quick “uninstall” this morning without warning!

Sincerely,

Stevan Sheets (via wireless net at the church)