Dear Comcast Cable & High-Speed Internet Provider,
Thanks for being so prompt in shutting my service off. When I called you and let you know that I would be moving out of the state on Saturday, little did I know that you’d send a guy out within 24-hours to turn off my cable television (which my daughter loves, mind you) and my cable Internet (which makes the world go ’round, mind you).
Please be advised that I nearly let the air out of the tires of the truck that was sitting in my driveway during the “uninstall”, but I’ve got morals that kept me from doing such a thing.
Thanks for 5-years of uninterrupted service (and free Food Network for my wife!), but no-thanks for the quick “uninstall” this morning without warning!
Sincerely,
Stevan Sheets (via wireless net at the church)
