The Sunday School song, “This Little Light of Mine” – sung by thousands of us church-kids growing up has been brought to new light (pun not intended, but I laughed out loud when Jess pointed this phrase out to me) this week in my life.

My beautiful wife ‘called me out’ on some of my lyrics as I sang them aloud:

“Hide it under a bushel, NO!”

To which she said, “No, No, No – it’s, ‘Hide it under a bush, Oh No!”

To which I replied, “you’re an idiot.” (maybe it wasn’t that harsh…)

She then got ‘scientific’ on me and said, “a bushel is merely a unit of measurement and can’t actually impede the flame of a fire, but a bush is a literal object that could be placed above a flame to cause it to extinguish.” (okay, she didn’t really say these exact words, but you get the picture…)

To which I replied, “you’re an idiot.”

To which she replied, “Google-it.” (the solution to ALL marital strife)

A quick Google-search (more-importantly, a Wikipedia article) reveals that sure-enough a “bushel” is merely a unit of measurement, and not synonymous with the bushel basked we’re all familiar making with our cupped hand while singing this song. I also found enough lyrics defending BOTH of our “right answers” via Google.

So, stevansheets.com readership… what is it? Is it:

01. “Hide it under a bushel, NO! I’m gonna let it shine.”
02. “Hide it under a bush, Oh NO! I’m gonna let it shine.”
03. “Hide it under a bushel basket lined with fire-retardant fabric, Oh NO! I’m gonna let it shine.”

Please advise this twenty-something who’s childhood theology is based upon your answer to this question.

Even with more than 150,000 voting for him, Huck didn’t win in Wisconsin last night. Even my overtly-Republican county of Waukesha gave a majority of their votes to McCain.

Huckabee is still standing firm and we supporters are praying that McCain doesn’t get the 1,191 delegates he needs to clinch a nomination before the Republican National Convention.

Now it’s up to YOUR states!

Fond memories of Sunday evenings as a kid with a bowl of popcorn and Knight Rider on the console television flooded to the front of my mind during the opening sequences of NBC’s new Knight Rider re-make.

That is until the first scene included an alluded-to same-sex love scene.

So much for family values being one of the pro’s of the new show.

Poor acting, awkward moments, and a shape-shifting car that is way-less realistic than the KITT I grew up with left us hoping for more – WAY more. NBC is kind of sketchy as to whether this is going to be a regular series it seems. I haven’t read enough to see what the new Knight Rider ratings were, but I can assume that the cameo by David Hasselhoff probably made it’s way to YouTube by now!

You want a heart-pounding, sweat-inducing, gut-wrenching, nervous-making television show to enjoy with your spouse? Season 3 of Prison Break was all of that and more for Jess and I.

Tonight was the season finale. Of course it was open-ended – I expected nothing less. There were a few curve balls thrown my way even though I thought I had it “all figured out” – which makes me all the more excited about the start of Season 4.

Confession: Jess and I have NOT seen even PART of season’s one or two and are STILL in-the-know-enough to enjoy this entire season. If anyone ‘local’ has access to the Season 1 & 2 DVD sets, please let us know!

The premise of Season 3 is exactly as it sounds – breaking out of prison – in Panama. It’s hot, it’s difficult, and of-course dangerous. We’re hooked and hoping for numerous seasons following this one!