CHICAGO (AP) — Chicago Bears football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again…
Anthrax Scare
ok now that is pretty darn funny!!
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that was good. I thought it was serious!
Sorry,
GO BEARS!!!!!
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That was funny six years ago when it first came out. But not so funny now. The BEARS record this year speaks for it self. Hopefully the colts won’t choke
this time and make it a good game. Go Bears!!!
stevan – i love you but ur a bit more wordy in person than when u type… maybe having some notecards next time will help! :)
The investigators then realized the player who discovered the substance was actually the LB from the apposing team, The Colts. The player had disguised himself, trying to pass as a player for the BETTER team, The Bears and was arrested for impersonating an intellegent, professional football player….
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Bears? WHat’s all this talk about “Go Bears”? The bears are hibernating this time of year (at least around here they are…it’s winter and they don’t like to be out in the WHITE, POWDERY SUBSTANCE …SNOW – or the C O L D!!!
i agree about the bears hibernating this time of year…
have you ever seen a horse stomp a bear??
you will on sunday…GO COLTS!!
No But you will see a bear tearing apart a horse!
Love the rest of the story Heather!
GO BEARS!!!!!!!!!!
BILL & LYNN LESLIE – WE MISS YOU!
duh bears.