Just look at them:

I’m just blown away at the amount of spam comments stevansheets.com gets everyday. Thankfully I have “akismet” installed and it deletes the spam comments before they’re posted.
I just read this statement:
Akismet has caught 18,899 spam for you since you first installed it.
Nearly 19,000 spam comments since I installed akismet. Unbelievable.
I am still in shock that this is getting the attention it is getting on the World-Wide-Web.
With tonight’s CBS reruns, we didn’t mind having to be away at the church staff, lba, and trustees & wives Christmas dinner and white-elephant gift exchange!
What did we come away with?
Jess got a Jake “Body by Jake” Steinfeld motivational cassette tape. Nice, huh?
I, on the other hand, walked away with a full CB Radio with handset and magnetic antenna! Sweet, huh?
So here’s your job, stevansheets.com readers: come up with suitable “handles” for Stevan, Jessica, and Ella. Seriously – we each need “CB handles” for our upcoming trip to PA so that we don’t come across as pathetic losers while chatting it up with the trucker crowd.
Comment away!