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So, week 2 is under our belts.
Speaking of “under the belt”, we watched THE video tonight – “The Stages of Labor”.
We were warned about this one weeks before we even started this class – and rightly so!
Let’s just be honest – there is nothing “attractive” about childbirth.
Not even the “alien life-form” is attractive at the moment of birth!
Maybe ours will be?
We had a different teacher than last week and she “caught” us practicing our breathing techniques on the way into class and instantly pegged me as a “funny guy”.
Such type-casting!
We did also learn another breathing technique, too, tonight – so that’s more homework for next week again.
And I didn’t even come CLOSE to getting sick during the video by the way!
Woke up this morning to a pot of coffee with its pleasing aroma. Thank you, wifey!
Had lunch with my buddy, John Bryan at “the bee’s” and then we took off to the local going-out-of-business Christian bookstore where I snagged a few couldn’t-pass 50%-off deals. Good times.
Tonight we had a great youth meeting and a little jam-session afterwards with a 7th grader who rocked out on his guitar with his “I wish I could REALLY play” backup drumming youth pastor!
Ended the evening with a 9:45PM dinner at McDonalds with my beautiful wife.
I will now stay up most of night watching my DVR’d Myth Busters episode and various Cirque Du Soleil DVD special features!
I also have a few late-night eBay auctions that will end tonight that I must check on from time-to-time!
What Would Chuck Norris Do?
Thanks to my good friend Shawn, I will soon be the proud owner of a WWCND? bracelet.
The answer the question?
Simple:
RHK2F
(round house kick to the face)
In other “news”, I heard a joke today…
An elderly lady leans over to her husband in church and quietly whispers in his ear, “I just passed gas – and it was silent, what should I do?”
Her husband quickly whispers back, “Get a new battery for your hearing aid.”
I cannot stop listening to this album by Mute Math! I am SO thankful, however, that I didn’t ever win on my more-than-twenty-dollar bids on eBay for this album before it was available on their website (www.mutemath.com)! The day I finally gave up bidding on the last-available CD on eBay was the day they released the album on their website for sale! They had previously ONLY been selling the album at their sold-out shows in towns too far away from ‘ol Warsaw! So, some smarty-pants Mute Math fans bought a “few extra” and put ’em up on eBay and sold them for over $30/each! Way to go Mute Math fan!
Anyways – the album is incredible.
First – the sound. Mute Math is so distinctive in their own way that I cannot explain what they sound like – though you can hear a few of their tracks on their website. Their website, by the way, sadly redirects to their MySpace account which is pretty lame for a band like this!
Second – their lyrics. Incredible lyrics surround this album (again)! Their EP release also had VERY Christ-focused lyrics and that has always pleased me about ANY band that professes their Faith in Christ.
Third – the album artwork. This is BY FAR one of the best CD cases I have ever had my hands on. With this new-age of buying music on iTunes, I would have missed out on this artistic representation of an artistic band if I would have been able to buy the album on iTunes – thankfully I couldn’t and I got my hands on some great visual art as well as musical art with this album!
I seriously have NOT stopped playing this album on my computers and in the car since it came in the mail early last week!
If you’re interested – check out the website and get this album ASAP!